Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

quotes Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness; it is generally the by-product of other activities.
Aldous Huxley

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quotes If one sticks too rigidly to one's principles, one would hardly see anybody. Agatha Christie (1890 - 1976)

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A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.

I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

Some people are like Slinkies … not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

# quotes Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt

Rush to foreclose by Fannie, Freddie helped feed problems with legal paperwork
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Charles Peters -
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By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong Meery Christmas ALL my good friends.

Victor Borge -
- Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
MERRY CHRISTMAS ALL BLESSINGS

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You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice

No, I’m not feeling violent, I’m feeling creative with weapons.

Donald R. Gannon -
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Albert Einstein. -
- If a cluttered desk signs a cluttered mind, Of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?

I’m never sure what to do with my eyes when I’m at the dentist. Do I close them? Do I stare at his face? Do I look at the ceiling? What’s the proper etiquette here?

San Diego Unemployment Rate Remains in Double Digits
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The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you jajajaja.

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

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Just remember…if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.

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Have you noticed the longer the title the less important the job.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”

Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

Worrying works! 90% of the things, I worry about never happen.

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.

Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

William Jefferson "Bill" Clinton (born William Jefferson Blythe III, August 19, 1946) was the 42nd President of the United States, serving from 1993 to 2001. At 46 he was the third-youngest president. He became president at the end of the Cold War, and was the first baby boomer president. His wife, Hillary Rodham Clinton, is currently the United States Secretary of State. Each received a Juris Doctor (J.D.) from Yale Law School.

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Saw a fashion report saying that with low riding jeans in style, butt cracks are the new cleavage. What was wrong with the old cleavage???

When people in life do you wrong, envision a dog with worms that just took a huge crap rubbing its butt all over their carpet. May not fix the situation, but it will make you laugh a little inside.

Nurses can be very delicate individuals. They're caregivers. Sensitive. Empathetic. And sometimes they stick a thermometer in your butt!

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funny thing to do is get in a elevator where everyone is going a couple floors up and let a silent one go and watch peoples faces

When you see a married couple coming down the street, the one who is two or three steps ahead is the one that's mad.

If a person thinks they're big enough to stick their nose in someone else's buisness, be big enough to take it when it gets bitten off!

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there.

G.W.Bush... It used to be funny, now its just scary.. This is a big f*ckin deal

The only problem I have with Halloween is making those stupid skeletons stay in the closet where they belong

ESPN has announced that they are launching a 3D sports network. Industry analysts say this will absolutely revolutionize the way Americans don't watch soccer.

Banks have screwed up in mortgage lending big time.

Of course, they gave out loans too easily on crazy terms that has created the current housing crisis.

You’ve surely heard about the "robo-signers" who have allegedly signed upwards of 10,000 "sworn affidavits" and similar statements per month which are necessary to process foreclosures.

Also, some courts have found that MERS (the "Mortgage Electronic Registration System" which tracks changes in ownership of mortgage notes without recording the changes in the appropriate county) violates State recording requirements and is not a proper party to process a foreclosure.

These two bombshells are going to have a dramatic affect on pre-foreclosure properties. Already, Old Republic Title will not insure the sales of REO properties for Bank of America and most, if not all, large banks with out-of-control foreclosure units.

So how will this impact residential real estate markets?

No one can predict for sure, but some outcomes seem likely. I encourage you to read this entire letter, even though it’s long. (Yes, there’s even a special offer near the end.)

First, the banks can usually turn to the Obama Administration and State Legislatures for help in these situations. But with elections less than four weeks away, it’s unlikely than any politician will make any move that looks sympathetic to the banks. Nothing will happen until there’s a "lame duck" Congress who is no longer accountable to the voters.

Secondly, there’s going to be serious market affects. Hundreds of thousands of foreclosures will be delayed indefinitely. It may become so difficult to insure title for a foreclosure that banks only avenue of rapid liquidation will be short sales.

Even investor-unfriendly banks like WFB, BofA and Chase, will likely find retail buyers sitting on the sidelines looking for the bottom of the market and be economically forced to become more investor-friendly.

As of today a number of title companies have put a freeze on title insurance policies for REO properties from GMAC, B of A and Chase. Since there may be some issues with whether they really have good title after the sheriff sale.

30 Congressmen, mostly from CA and led by Nancy Pelosi have requested that the “robo-signing” and other activities to push through foreclosures be investigated

99% of all women leave there mouth open while applying the makeups, 1 % dont have mirrors

You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life

Women are strange...before marriage they expect a man,after marriage they suspect the man,and after he dies they respect the man!

There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither theory works.

there are two rules to getting rich. 1) Don't tell all you know

attending life, and has no plans afterwards

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The mortgage insurer reported 139,045 endorsements for August.

Activity fell from 144,514 a month earlier and sank from 185,423 a year earlier.

Everytime a politician whines and/or blames the other party for something, take a shot.. Because politicains are a bunch of overgrown can-do-no-wrong crybabies with major control issues.. . I htihnk I tis a afgoodo gfame

Do the Fox sponsored "tea party" sheeple understand why we all laugh at them when they call themselves the "teabagers"?

We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

As I grow older and wiser, I am increasingly aware that mostly, I'm just growing older..

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...

I am a genius. I can talk and listen to myself at the same time!

When you don't have love, it is like there's a party going on and everybody was invited except for you ... and you just happen to walk by that house in the rain ...

Welcome back, Sunday....it's nice to see you. Stay a while...don't be in such a rush to leave like your friends Friday and Saturday!

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The secrets of staying young is to live honestly, eat healthy, and exercise or simply lie like hell about your age.

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I am wondering why its called a search party....

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President Obama is getting ready to host the administration's first Hanukkah party tomorrow. Kind of an embarrassing moment though, right after they lit the menorah, Joe Biden blew it out and made a wish.

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I would like to wish all the moms out there a Happy Labor Day Weekend!!! What?... That's not what that means?

According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, the top three paying jobs for women are pharmacist, chief executive, and Tiger Woods wife.

NASCAR: Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

knowledge is knowing that pepper is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in fruit salad

Words of wisdom: Never turn on your windshield washer, going 60 mph, and your sun roof open. Unless you want to wake the kids in the back seat.

where nature meets science is the start of side effects

I don't tell lies, just fiction short stories

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The next person who suggests that, when I die, I should leave my organs to medical science is really gonna get a piece of my mind.

We may lag behind the Chinese in math and science, but we are absolutely kicking their butts in the tattooed homewreckers category.

I am wondering why books on "How to make women happy" aren't displayed in the 'FICTION' section

fun facts of the day: Wayne's World was filmed in two weeks, all of the clocks in Pulp Fiction are stuck on 4:20, and Deborah Winger did the voice of E.T.

What is it with the absent reference status messages. When people say things like "I can't believe you would do that" or anything with "You know who you are." We don't and frankly, we don't care. It's just you posting your drama filled life up to generate

STOP EVERYTHING YOUR DOING!!! Think about me for 3 secs. 1.....2.....3.... You have just experienced the best 3 seconds of your life. You're Welcome!

The greatest pleasure in life is "not" doing what people say you can do.I call it the middle finger logic.

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life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass... it's about learning to dance in the rain

,"for god so loved the world that he gave his one and only begotten son,that whoever shall believe in him shall not perish but have eternal life."JOHN 3:16

I had a handle on life, for so may years and it was the best but it broke.

When I was 17, I had my first love, ASDFGHJKQWERTYUIOPZXCVBNM above!

Restraining orders: Just another way to say I LOVE YOUUU...

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late and see the New Years in. Middle age is when you're forced to.

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.

99% of women say they don't like men who wear leather pants. Which works out perfectly, since 100% of men who wear leather pants don't like Women.

Tiger Woods already!!! who cares he cheated on his wife. Cheating goes on everywhere!!!! who else is tired about hearing of it? Letterman didnt even get this kind of coverage when he did it.

Thinks Women are like scratch-off tickets… There fun to do, ….. Most of the time they turn out to be losers, …. If your lucky you’ll get a winner, ……. And in the end you spend more than you get!

Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and then go to the fridge........

Lifetime, television for women. Yet for some reason women are always getting beaten on that channel.

Biggest Social Networking Crime: You haven’t seen someone for years; you vaguely recognize their name but not their face. They add you as a friend on Facebook and then after you accept them, you never hear from them again.

On 1 August 1981, MTV played the 1st music video "Video Killed the Radio Star". On Feb. 23 1992 "(18 years ago today) MTV played the 1st reality show "the Real World New York" and so began a metaphorical song "Reality Killed the Video star"!

England's oldest postman retired today after 40 years in the service. Friends and family lined up to wish him good luck in his retirement. He told them to go to the next window.

Mickey Mouse who will turn 82 years old this year. He's now the oldest rodent in show business, unless you count that thing on Donald Trump's head....

Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend

Many years ago,Ozzy Osbourne asked me how he could get publicity to help his music career. I told him he needed a bright red hat. He thought I said "bite the head off a bat". And the rest,of course is history.

38 to 43 years old and still doesn't need glasses . . . We just drink straight out of the bottle!

DID YOU KNOW........Summer on Uranus lasts for 21 years - but so does winter.

Why is it that Volvic Mineral Water, which has been filtered through volcanic rock for millions of years, has a Best Before date?

Do you realise that in 40 years time,there will be alot of old ladies walking around with tatoos

It's easy to get caught in a flood of minutiae, and the key to not
feeling rushed is remembering that lack of TIME is actually lack of
PRIORITIES. Take TIME to stop and smell the roses, or--in this case--

to count the pea pods.

"Being overwhelmed is often as unproductive as doing nothing,
and is far more unpleasant. Being selective---doing less--- is the path
of the productive." Focus on the important few and ignore the rest.

I saw a bank that said "24-Hour Banking," but I don't have that much time.

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The next person who suggests that, when I die, I should leave my organs to medical science is really gonna get a piece of my mind.

SCIENCE FACT: If you took all of the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." right or tell me?

Okay people, if you are driving a small car, and are not towing a trailer or driving a semi; you have no business coming into the left lane to negotiate a right turn

Mickey Mouse is now 81 years old. He's now the oldest rodent in show business, unless you count that thing on Donald Trump's head.

Don't tell me you are not tired of counting down to the next weekend or vacation so.... only 18,245 days until retirement. Take that society!

Good friends sometimes I want to cry and my tears start to come out of my eyes but that is of joy that I feel inside of me. IN GOD WE TRUST.

I Will work for salary and benefits with an annual cost of living increase but not on weekends, statutory holidays, or during 3-week vacation.

Good Night All.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.

The nutritional facts on a box should just tell you the amount of exercise needed to burn off what you're about to eat.

Exercise programme: Take one Weetabix. Take an Aero chocolate bar.Crumble the Aero over the Weetabix. Voila. Aerobix.

Tip to reduce weight: first turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right, repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.

Remember the time when Power Rangers, Ninja Turtles. Super Nintendo, Sega Genisis, the ORIGINAL Nickelodeon, Saturday morning cartoons. and recess made you a real kid back then.

Real men should never say the words "sippy cup".

The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians

Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".

The most important actions are never comfortable.

Working on Success of FREEDOM
"The existential vacuum manifests itself mainly in a state
of boredom."
"Life is too short to be small"

Remember this and think deeply into it "Doing the Unrealistic Is Easier Than Doing the Realistic." and that is in life and in BUSINESS.

Excitement is the more practical synonym for happiness, and it is precisely what you should strive to chase. It is the cure-all.

Dear Friday, You and your friends Saturday and Sunday need to come around more often. I miss you. Love from your biggest fan, me.

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A Man 1: An intelligent individual. 2: One who writes dictionary definitions of himself in an effort to look intelligent.

A real business man is "never on schedule, but always on time."

My friend is clapping his hands and stomping his feet because he is happy and he knows it.

"Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from
here?"
"That depends a good deal on where you want to get to,"
said Sam.
"I don't much care where …"said Cat.
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Just been to the gym and there's a new machine there. I only used it for about an hour, as I started to feel sick, but it's great: it's got KitKats, Mars bars, crisps and everything in it

Actions May Not Always Bring Hapiness, But There Is No Happiness Without Actions.

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Excess Become Their Opposite:
Pacifists become militants, Freedom fighters become tyrants, Help becomes hindrance, More become less

Daaaay-oh! Monday come and me wanna go home.

Remember when Ronald Reagan was president, we also had Bob Hope and Johnny Cash still with us...now we have Obama and no hope and no cash

I can't give you a surefire formula for success, but I can give you a formula for failure: try to pleased everybody all the time.

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For some reason people drive by and laugh at you when you are sitting in the front of your boat using your laptop while the boat is in the driveway..It was to nice of a day not to be out in the boat. Just never made it to the lake. :)

Lawyer: I have some good news and some bad news.
Client: Well, give me the bad news first.
Lawyer: The bad news is that the DNA tests showed that it was your blood they found all over the crime scene
Client: Oh no! I'm ruined! What's the good news?
Lawyer: The good news is your cholesterol is down to 130!

To a man who has Limburger cheese stuck in his mustache, the world stinks!

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

IN GOD WE TRUST this is our symbol of the American people lets fight it to keep it like that to stay in our currency, and in ALL the US.

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Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.

Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books

You can't buy love . . . but you pay heavily for it!

Sometimes it's best to not question your best friend. Just help them dump the body bag into the river. Thats what friends are for right.

Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

The road to success is always under construction.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love ;-)

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

Dennis, 5 years old, when asked what love is.
"Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on after shave and then they go out together and smell each other."

Boss to Secretary: From now on, I want our office to be "paperless". So get rid of all our paper files but just in case, make sure you keep a photocopy of everything you throw away.

Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.

I guess that sometimes it takes a dominatrix in your living room to make you sit there and think 'What the hell am I doing with my life?'...

It dont hurt to be HONEST, it dont hurt to be humble, It dont hurt to be YOU in life, but be the BEST and work hard to be the BEST.

Starting to miss 80s and 90s music. Just think about the music out today. lil Wayne? Soulja Boy? Miley Cyrus? Jonas Brothers? Weird taste!

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. “I want a tooth pulled, and I don’t want Novocaine because I’m in a big hurry,” the woman said. “Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we’ll be on our way.” The dentist was quite impressed. “You’re certainly a courageous woman,” he said. “Which tooth is it?” The woman turned to her husband and said, “Show him your tooth, dear.”

70 year old Tom went to the Doctor for a check-up. Days later the Doctor sees Tom with a gorgeous young woman and says to him, “Wow, aren’t you really doing great, Tom!”
“I’m just doing what You Said, Doc. You told me to get a Hot Mamma and be cheerful.”
“God! I only said, “You’ve got a heart murmur. Be careful.”

1970: Moving to California because it's cool.
2010: Moving to California because it's warm.

Old is when you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

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The stockbroker’s secretary answered his phone one morning. "I’m sorry," she said, "Mr. Bradford’s on another line."

"This is Mr. Ingram’s office," the caller said. "We’d like to know if he’s bullish or bearish right now."

"He’s talking to his wife," the secretary replied. "Right now I’d say he’s sheepish."

Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

Smile! It makes people wonder what mischief you've been up to lately.

We build computers to hold more information, efficient photocopiers to produce more copies than ever, but have less communications; we’ve become long on quantity, but short on quality.

Cancer stops smoking.

My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me. No argument whatsoever!

They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.

Regular catnaps prevent ageing... especially if you take them while driving.

We’ve conquered outer space, but not inner space; we’ve done larger things, but not better things; we’ve cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul; we’ve split the atom, but not our prejudice; we write more, but learn less; plan more but accomplish less. Have we really moved forward?

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.

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Our marriage is a 50-50 proposition; I do all the earning and she does all the spending.

They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

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A man asked to see the minister’s wife who was well known for her charity. “Mam, there is a single mom with eight starving children who are about to be evicted unless someone pays their rent.” “How terrible!” she said. “Who are you?” she asked. The visitor answered “I’m the landlord.”

There are 3 kinds of lies. Lies, damn lies and statistics.

Unethical advertising uses lies to deceive. On a more positive note, ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive. Andy Rooney.

When it comes to money most of the people puts GREEDY and than thinks about the job but if we try viceversa money can be earn easy Blessings

If there is a will, there are 500 relatives.

A young man may know all the rules but it's the old man who knows all the exceptions.

The trouble with owning a home is that no matter where you sit, you're looking at something you should be doing.

The trouble with owning a home is that no matter where you sit, you're looking at something you should be doing.

I decided that when I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep--not screaming, like the passengers in his car

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

My mom always said I had football in my blood. It just hasn't reached my legs yet.

A penny saved is ridiculous.

In God we trust; all others must pay cash.

Mexico is WINNING 2-1 to Argentina

ESPN has announced that they are launching a 3D sports network. Analysts say thiswill absolutely revolutionize a way Americans watch soccer

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I love U, I love U, I love U. Don't get me wrong, I love other letters also.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

Just because you take a picture of a lawn chair, make it black and white, and write 'Summer 10' on it doesn't make you an artist. Right

Yes, my computer always beats me at chess, but it is no match for me at kick boxing!

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.

You know exercising at work....banging your head against the wall can burn up to 150 calories per hour! thats pressure, get things done.

If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it tell me.

Ever notice how the automatic flush sensors in public restrooms kinda look like hidden cameras?-Oh my God watch out lets keep for OURSELVES

Life is easier than we think. All we have to do is, Accept the impossible, discard the indispensable, put up with the intolerable, & smile..

It's We Who Must Keep Our Cool,
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