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A Man 1: An intelligent individual. 2: One who writes dictionary definitions of himself in an effort to look intelligent.

A real business man is "never on schedule, but always on time."

My friend is clapping his hands and stomping his feet because he is happy and he knows it.

"Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from
here?"
"That depends a good deal on where you want to get to,"
said Sam.
"I don't much care where …"said Cat.
"Then it doesn't matter which way you go," said Sam.

Many a false step was made by standing still.
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Just been to the gym and there's a new machine there. I only used it for about an hour, as I started to feel sick, but it's great: it's got KitKats, Mars bars, crisps and everything in it

Actions May Not Always Bring Hapiness, But There Is No Happiness Without Actions.

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Excess Become Their Opposite:
Pacifists become militants, Freedom fighters become tyrants, Help becomes hindrance, More become less

Daaaay-oh! Monday come and me wanna go home.

Remember when Ronald Reagan was president, we also had Bob Hope and Johnny Cash still with us...now we have Obama and no hope and no cash

I can't give you a surefire formula for success, but I can give you a formula for failure: try to pleased everybody all the time.

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.

Shake the family tree...and watch the nuts fall !!
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"Maturity is simply the wisdom to determine da right time to be a kid and da right time to be an adult." http://ping.fm/ofKB1

I truly don’t understand what the fascination is with Camping...You work hard all year to pay your Mortgage/Rent, only to spend your vacation pretending you're Homeless

For some reason people drive by and laugh at you when you are sitting in the front of your boat using your laptop while the boat is in the driveway..It was to nice of a day not to be out in the boat. Just never made it to the lake. :)

Lawyer: I have some good news and some bad news.
Client: Well, give me the bad news first.
Lawyer: The bad news is that the DNA tests showed that it was your blood they found all over the crime scene
Client: Oh no! I'm ruined! What's the good news?
Lawyer: The good news is your cholesterol is down to 130!

To a man who has Limburger cheese stuck in his mustache, the world stinks!

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

IN GOD WE TRUST this is our symbol of the American people lets fight it to keep it like that to stay in our currency, and in ALL the US.

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Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.

Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books

You can't buy love . . . but you pay heavily for it!

Sometimes it's best to not question your best friend. Just help them dump the body bag into the river. Thats what friends are for right.

Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

The road to success is always under construction.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love ;-)

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

Dennis, 5 years old, when asked what love is.
"Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on after shave and then they go out together and smell each other."

Boss to Secretary: From now on, I want our office to be "paperless". So get rid of all our paper files but just in case, make sure you keep a photocopy of everything you throw away.

Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.

I guess that sometimes it takes a dominatrix in your living room to make you sit there and think 'What the hell am I doing with my life?'...

It dont hurt to be HONEST, it dont hurt to be humble, It dont hurt to be YOU in life, but be the BEST and work hard to be the BEST.

Starting to miss 80s and 90s music. Just think about the music out today. lil Wayne? Soulja Boy? Miley Cyrus? Jonas Brothers? Weird taste!

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. “I want a tooth pulled, and I don’t want Novocaine because I’m in a big hurry,” the woman said. “Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we’ll be on our way.” The dentist was quite impressed. “You’re certainly a courageous woman,” he said. “Which tooth is it?” The woman turned to her husband and said, “Show him your tooth, dear.”

70 year old Tom went to the Doctor for a check-up. Days later the Doctor sees Tom with a gorgeous young woman and says to him, “Wow, aren’t you really doing great, Tom!”
“I’m just doing what You Said, Doc. You told me to get a Hot Mamma and be cheerful.”
“God! I only said, “You’ve got a heart murmur. Be careful.”

1970: Moving to California because it's cool.
2010: Moving to California because it's warm.

Old is when you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

Stock Recommendations

The stockbroker’s secretary answered his phone one morning. "I’m sorry," she said, "Mr. Bradford’s on another line."

"This is Mr. Ingram’s office," the caller said. "We’d like to know if he’s bullish or bearish right now."

"He’s talking to his wife," the secretary replied. "Right now I’d say he’s sheepish."

Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

Smile! It makes people wonder what mischief you've been up to lately.

We build computers to hold more information, efficient photocopiers to produce more copies than ever, but have less communications; we’ve become long on quantity, but short on quality.

Cancer stops smoking.

My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me. No argument whatsoever!

They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.

Regular catnaps prevent ageing... especially if you take them while driving.

We’ve conquered outer space, but not inner space; we’ve done larger things, but not better things; we’ve cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul; we’ve split the atom, but not our prejudice; we write more, but learn less; plan more but accomplish less. Have we really moved forward?

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.

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Our marriage is a 50-50 proposition; I do all the earning and she does all the spending.

They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

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Real Estate Marketing Strategies In 2010

Real Estate Marketing Strategies In 2010

A man asked to see the minister’s wife who was well known for her charity. “Mam, there is a single mom with eight starving children who are about to be evicted unless someone pays their rent.” “How terrible!” she said. “Who are you?” she asked. The visitor answered “I’m the landlord.”

There are 3 kinds of lies. Lies, damn lies and statistics.

Unethical advertising uses lies to deceive. On a more positive note, ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive. Andy Rooney.

When it comes to money most of the people puts GREEDY and than thinks about the job but if we try viceversa money can be earn easy Blessings