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The mortgage insurer reported 139,045 endorsements for August.

Activity fell from 144,514 a month earlier and sank from 185,423 a year earlier.

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President Obama is getting ready to host the administration's first Hanukkah party tomorrow. Kind of an embarrassing moment though, right after they lit the menorah, Joe Biden blew it out and made a wish.

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According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, the top three paying jobs for women are pharmacist, chief executive, and Tiger Woods wife.

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I don't tell lies, just fiction short stories

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We may lag behind the Chinese in math and science, but we are absolutely kicking their butts in the tattooed homewreckers category.

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